*Vomits a ton and then starts to eat it* (nm)
Sat May 08, 2021 11:38pm

    • *Ew! Dogs never do that! (nm) - Random guy, I dunno, maybe Retna?, Thu May 06 2021 5:36pm
      • *Vomits a ton and then starts to eat it* (nm)- Dog, Sat May 08 2021 11:38pm
        • *OOoooOOooOoh! Save some for me (nm) - Weird Man, Sat May 22 2021 1:59am
          • Ew, Retna, Gross! - Puckdropper, Sat May 29 2021 5:18am
            (Actually I noticed the IP address., who could that be?)
            • *The call is coming from inside the house!! (nm) - 911 Operator, Wed Jun 02 2021 10:12am
              • What? Really? I get cell phone signal here? - Puckdropper, Thu Jun 03 2021 5:00pm
                Cool! *checks email* Hm, no new messages. Erik: Hey, me too! *Releases new version of COBOL Roguelike* 911 Operator: Wait, did you guys have an actual emergency? *Puckdropper checks email again, nothing.* Retna: Is that hairball growing?
                • Muhahahaha - Ever Growing Hairball, Fri Aug 06 2021 11:58am
                  With every passing day without vacuuming I grow larger and stronger! Soon I will engulf the whole planet in my fuzzy dander filled fibers!!! I AM UNSTOPPABLE! I AM INEVITABLE!
                  • Ugh, fine. Let me get the vacuum. - Puckdropper, Wed Aug 25 2021 5:49pm
                    Crowd: Suck! Suck! Suck! Retna: Wait Puck, the crowd can't say that. It's a direct rip off of SpaceBalls.
                    • That's right they can't! This whole production is shut down! - Mel Brook's Lawyer, Sat Aug 28 2021 11:58pm
                      *Puckdropper stop's vacuuming* *Hairball starts to grow again after almost being completely vacuumed up* Hairball: Ha-ha! I am free to grow again! As a warning I will show you the strength of my true power! *Jumps down the throat of random crowd member* Crowd member: *gasp* ugh-ah... what's...... more
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